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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 15:59

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
No way
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
share office space ...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?
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No go.
They put up a sign reading